What's better than free from infection?

The fact that some crazy folks  from Germany and Canada have read at least one of my posts. That's pretty awesome. But even better than that? Getting a phone number! But not just any phone number... but a guy from match sent me his phone number! I know... best thing ever right? Please take a moment to indulge yourself with the screenshot below... Super discussion after the pic!

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So, I kinda think the picture speaks for itself. What do you think? A keeper? I say absolutely.... for some special lady who likes to knit socks for grandbabies and such. This guy seems nice enough, love his heart. I think it's awesome how he just put himself out there. Get down Rod! I dig his great love for TACO SALAD and I'm sure there's a nice senorita just waiting to put some hot sauce on his burrito. I hope he finds her. I hope she likes to text message. 

I'm just joshin ya. Dating in and of itself takes a lot of courage. I think online dating in a different type of beast. Dangerous in ways. Some people are way more brave online than in real life and that can sometimes lead to unrealistic expectations. I'd bet a kidney Rod wouldn't have walked up to a 25 year old and said 'here's my number text me' and if he did kudos to him.  I really do hope the best for Rod that he finds what he's looking for. I was awful flattered by the message.

Queen?

Hey loves... a quick note for the moment. I'm quasi online dating again. Maybe this time, I'll actually meet one of these poor chaps. You know, if they're nice... relatively attractive and not on disability... But let me introduce you to the guy I'll never meet! While scrolling through profiles I keep seeing headlines that say "Looking for my Queen" and "Are you my Queen" and "Will treat you like a Queen" and such and every time I read it, I promise... the clip above from Coming to America pops into my head. I can not take anyone associated with this beauty seriously. I literally laugh out loud, nearly in tears, I swear! I mean "completely free from infection to be used at your discretion (at :50)".... I'm already bored with Match. I shall say though, it's much much better than Eharmony.  But please enjoy the video one more time! I hope the song is stuck in your head forever.

PS, wonder if this Oha would be available for my wedding?

Funny farm

Heylo loves! I know it's been a while. I've been busy. Seriously. Babysitting monsters, ok, 3 dogs, a cat and a goat. The goat was by far my favorite. LOL, sometimes I seriously wonder if this is real life.

Anywho, thanks to the soulful sounds of NSYNC (back when Justin rocked a yellow fro), I know see why turning 25 is so significant.

Around 25 the lighbulb goes off. You realize that you, all of your friends, your family and everyone you know should have silk pj's and share a padded room. I'm convinced around 25 everyone goes a little apeshit. I'm convinced I'll never have to open the DSM ever again because my social circle pretty much covers it all.  Dysthymic, yep... I think he has blue pjs. The Schizo is convinced that the many Misses Borderline Personality are plotting against him. And the poor bipolar is waiting for her lithium. And not be forgotten, Miss Narcissistic, the Diva makes her presence known.

I probably shouldn't be making light of the crazy. LOL, I'm sure I fit into the funny farm somewhere. It's just weird that I feel like I'm hyperaware of the crazy here recently. I don't think I have a Borderline or a Schizo in my realm of acquaintances but I definitely know Miss Narcissticic and Mr. Dysthymic.

LOL, I just had to look these up to make sure I was naming people right. Then I started to see my crazy... can someone pass the Lithium and Haldol?